For One Night Only, Keep Your Status To Yourself

Happy New Year to all my Facebook friends
The News Feed reads and never ends

They say 2013 hasn’t been my year
I know, I’ve read every detail on here

But 2014 is the year I get wed
Buy a new house, or holiday in the Med

You’ve told me this many times before
I don’t mean to be rude, but it’s a bit of a bore

I never want to see your evening meal
On New Years Eve, that will remain the deal

Enjoy your time with the people you see
Tell them all your hopes, not Facebook, not me!